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look very closely - who can you spot in the video?
…… yes. its my back, and the half of my face you can see in the dark.
Monthly Archives: May 2011
alert, alert!
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it’s not our fault, it’s how you raised us
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“bang bang….. I didn’t shoot my baby down, cuz’… that is just psycho, Nancy”
right this moment I’m trying to be a better person. like volunteering in child care center, changing Nancy Sinatra’s song title…… and signing up for some lessons in shooting with guns and rifles.
I bang you with love, ba-by.
this is how you avoid getting married to a psychopath
sorry. but there is no guide or warnings. psychos are hard to spot. peace and good luck not finding him, ladies!
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to have sex or not to have sex? – thats apparently the question.
Holy Buddy Holly! Since when did everything come down to who’s not sex potential and who is? It just hit me like a ton of bricks – and maybe I’m just too damn slow, living in my own world shaped like the 1950′s in every way – but why can you not meet a person from the opposite sex, without questioning if they could be a good experience in the sack? Why can we not start everything off with being friends, and then wait and see how the “relationship” – friendship… something-ship evolves?
It’s actually kind of scary to think that I could meet a guy out and about, with the first expression that we could start out as friends when he/they/boys/whatever just wants to fuck you (and to some point quite understandable. I mean, look at us. Ladies are fantastic and soft. So no wonder they want to touch and grab). But to me it just seems so wrong. It’s like deciding if you want popcorn or candy at the movies, just with human beings…
And whats more scary is the fact if you are a person who just wanna be friends (first), YOU seem like the weird one. Why is that? Is it so horrible to think twice before fucking?
What a world, what a world… haha.
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CIA really stands for “shut the fuck up, mother fucker – or I will use trillions on killing your sorry face… biatch!”
so the United states of America used about… trillions of dollars to find Osama. they bombed and killed for years just to find that awful terrorist. the man of all evil.
and they used… what, 2 minutes on killing him? haha. that is just hilarious. and what is more hilarious is the fact that USA/CIA thinks the world will accept that story. i know you don’t use about a fucking decade to kill a man with so many evil connections in 2 minutes. no, you take him back to the great united states, get all the information you can get by torture and then you kill the son of a bitch with a bullet in both his nuts.
is it just me, or is that not the real way to handle this situation? but then again, what the hell do i know. seriously. we really don’t know nothing about what is happening. for real.
(CIA please don’t kill me too…………………….)
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