“I don’t function before 1 pm” vol. 2

I don’t believe in new year resolutions because I’m a fucking fail in keeping a routine, which I’ve learned is quite essential. Apparently. But with that said I will try to be something I haven’t been 100 %. maybe just 20 %, but who doesn’t like to take pictures of themselves when they are bored?
So! My new year whatever-resolution is to be a fucking hardcore narcissist so people like you really can see how they are. You may think of me like one, but if that was the real case I wouldn’t get fucked uncomfortably by a few and yet too many homo sapiens. I’m just that sweet. Or I was. So from now on fuck you and you and oh… You too.
Do you remember I once told you I didn’t function before 1 pm? It hasn’t changed.

Seriously.



