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it’s getting hot in here, so burn your fucking pot and keep me locked in here

Pot heaven vol. 2

I had enough of smelling the pot from my neighbor in my dorm room. Every single fucking time I come home, there it is. The pot. The pot totally raping my sense of smell. Pot pot pot. Everywhere. When I’m sleeping, when I’m eating… shitting….. there it is, inviting itself to a onesome-fiesta in my room.
Scumbag of a neighbor I have, not tried once to offer me some of their good fucking pot just for the kindness. Just to say “hey I’m sorry that every single shitty item in your room smells like shit, and I’m sorry if you’re going to have some problems with your dad, when he is picking you up on saturday to move your things back to your hometown. I’m greatly sorry. Godspeed mate”.

Fuckers.

 

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goal for the summer

By far the coolest music video I’ve seen in 2012. Legs, women and sun – just how I like it. I definitely know what I’ll be wearing all the time when summer hits – if it does – Denmark. Bikini and high heels and maybe I will get myself a great tan as well. Could be cool to look like a big, yummy chocolate bar for once. Mmmm.

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my sentimental melody

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you should seek some help…

…cause I’m perfectly fine

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if you ever feel like loving yourself without the use of hands and other necessary resources

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One of those days

It’s been one of those days, where I planned to study and instead used 5 hours on finding some new music because 40 gb just wasn’t enough, you know. And the best part of the whole day was that I didn’t even noticed the day pass by. You know, one of those days.

But it was also one of those days where you seek some music and find all the right ones. The right bands, the right songs. Songs you’ve heard before, but never got to know. And when you do, you kick yourself mentally in your girl nuts for not finding them a bit earlier. Like one of those days where you are raped by your own stone face  and damn bored out of your socks. Can you even be raped by our own face? I don’t know, and I’m not tempted to try… yet. Maybe one day where I’m bored out of my and your socks, then I’m bored enough to do some serious shit.

My iTunes is sooooooooo fucking amazing right now, that I could rape it. Twice. And I know that you cannot rape a digital music jukebox (as iTunes itself wants to be defined as), but you get my grip right. It’s just to illustrate how much I love my musical update of my iTunes.

And no, this post is not dedicated to Apple and therefore no hidden advertisement for that piece of fine shit.

So what was the point of this? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all. I was thinking about writing about love, but that shit seemed so overrated at this point.

I love the word shit if you haven’t noticed yet.

But I can’t help myself: love… yeah, what is love? Haha. No, that is not the way to start this topic. Let me try again.

I was listing to Where did the love go? from Kasabian and my girly little brain started to over think. Of course over the stupidest and most irrelevant thing ever – my life in a nutshell. Did I tell you that I was supposed to study today, but instead used my precious time to think about love? Yeah, I know. Quite pathetic!

So where did the love go? Seriously? It freaks me out that you can go from love to nothing. If love is transformed into hate, it went somewhere. But if it just disappears – that’s pretty weird, dude. I don’t get it and probably never will.

I wish I could end this post more swell, but I don’t think it’s possible. I don’t even think I want to do so if I could.

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Myrtle Darcy-John time!

Its awesome when you have friends, who pulls you up from the grave and punches you into a dream, kicks you in the behind and say “come, jazz (that’s my nickname). now you get yourself together and start living”.

That was what Benjamin did for me. With less kicking and punching though. He’s more gentle, and yet it worked on me. So long story short, or short story even shorter, I had this DJ-dream. You remember? Yasminosaurus Rex? And now, because of Benjamin, I got my first gig with him at Drone – which is a rockin bar on Nørrebro, Copenhagen. But my DJ name is Myrtle Darcy-John though – I’m taking the timemachine back to the 50′s!

So if you by any chance are in Copenhagen, looking for a twist and ready to do the hustle, you should definitely come. And if not, its your loss, mister… or misses… or whatevers!

You can find the event here.

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baby got back (with less butt though)

sassy, wonderful sounds from emma acs and the inbred family.

look very closely - who can you spot in the video?

…… yes. its my back, and the half of my face you can see in the dark.

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“bang bang….. I didn’t shoot my baby down, cuz’… that is just psycho, Nancy”

right this moment I’m trying to be a better person. like volunteering in child care center, changing Nancy Sinatra’s song title…… and signing up for some lessons in shooting with guns and rifles.

I bang you with love, ba-by.

 

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my night

I met some swell people out and about, hanging with my best friend Agnes. We went to a concert with Emma Acs and The Blue Van, where I finally met my sexy soul sister Atusa and all of her good friends. What a great night!

skanky pose

skanky lip pose

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