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crash course in Facebook-flirting and meat-poking.. mostly for the guys though

One of the pure joys of  studying for your exam is to use all of your precious time on all the crazy shit on the world wide web. And especially this thing called Facebook. The pure of all evil – the biggest and most powerful terrorist I’ve  ever encountered. A whole new world.
In this Facebook there are apparently hidden messages as well – a whole new language. Oh the horror of technology and the internet. When you finally have settled with the fact that it’s hard to be a human in this world, it’s even harder to be a cyberhuman on cyberspace.
I’ve recently found out of this while surfing on Facebook. Surprise, huh? Oh well, there is something called “poke” – and if you where thinking the same as me, you are almost on the right track actually. Did you know that to poke someone on Facebook is to flirt? I didn’t, but it sure explains why ugly, old bastard strangers (and of course speaking of guys here) are poking me all the fucking time. Fortunately just cyperpoking, but oh boy how they wished they could poke me in other ways as well. They just look so piggish, and in my mind I can’t understand why THOSE guys think that I EVER could be a little interested in them? I really don’t. Do they think if they poke me I would let their meat poke into me? That is just silly, guys. A little tip from me to you.

You will get a hell of a lot more by watching porn than poking random girls on the Facebook. Just saying… Use your time sensibly instead and if porn doesn’t work for you anymore, there is hookers as well….

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tip of the month

I must admit that I really love the effect on my webcam pictures. It kinda looks like an old picture from the 1950′s. I love it! But it’s not good for taking outfit pictures though. They have to wait a little.

So back to the tip of the month, which is a newly squeezed concept for my blog. It basically is a tip… you get… every month. Ha ha. Nothing complex!

Tip of the day: if you have to deal with dark rings under your eyes use cold water in the mornings. Just fill your sink up with cold, cold water and stick your head into. Not only do you wake up, but it helps. Remember to moisturize your skin afterwards.

If you have all the time in the world you can use milk. Start by placing a boil of low-fat milk in a freezer. Whatever you use to remove makeup – like cotton wool – dip that into the cold milk and place the cotton wool on your eyes for about 15 minutes. When the cotton wool becomes warmer, just dip them into the boil of cold milk. Repeat that in 15 minutes. And voila! No more dark rings!!

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