One of the pure joys of studying for your exam is to use all of your precious time on all the crazy shit on the world wide web. And especially this thing called Facebook. The pure of all evil – the biggest and most powerful terrorist I’ve ever encountered. A whole new world.
In this Facebook there are apparently hidden messages as well – a whole new language. Oh the horror of technology and the internet. When you finally have settled with the fact that it’s hard to be a human in this world, it’s even harder to be a cyberhuman on cyberspace.
I’ve recently found out of this while surfing on Facebook. Surprise, huh? Oh well, there is something called “poke” – and if you where thinking the same as me, you are almost on the right track actually. Did you know that to poke someone on Facebook is to flirt? I didn’t, but it sure explains why ugly, old bastard strangers (and of course speaking of guys here) are poking me all the fucking time. Fortunately just cyperpoking, but oh boy how they wished they could poke me in other ways as well. They just look so piggish, and in my mind I can’t understand why THOSE guys think that I EVER could be a little interested in them? I really don’t. Do they think if they poke me I would let their meat poke into me? That is just silly, guys. A little tip from me to you.
You will get a hell of a lot more by watching porn than poking random girls on the Facebook. Just saying… Use your time sensibly instead and if porn doesn’t work for you anymore, there is hookers as well….