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God hates you all,
and you should just shut the fuck up. over and out, myrtle darcy-fucking-miserable.
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Dear me
You are not being rational. And snow fucks you up. Big time. Keep it cool, use a condom and don’t give in. Not yet. Not now.
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you haven’t heard from me lately
and there is a good reason for that, but I will keep it a secret for now. just for the fun! toodles, peeps. mommy has to study for her exam!
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goal for the summer
By far the coolest music video I’ve seen in 2012. Legs, women and sun – just how I like it. I definitely know what I’ll be wearing all the time when summer hits – if it does – Denmark. Bikini … Continue reading
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crash course in Facebook-flirting and meat-poking.. mostly for the guys though
One of the pure joys of studying for your exam is to use all of your precious time on all the crazy shit on the world wide web. And especially this thing called Facebook. The pure of all evil – … Continue reading
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the truth about life: based on a true story and lots of wine
Was it you or was I just in love with a feeling? A feeling that made me feel again, feel something. I guess I’m never going to know now, or would I ever know for sure? Do you ever know … Continue reading
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i would like a fucking poetry on the rocks with a twist of lime, please
I don’t believe in life, I believe in you. I don’t believe in emotions, I believe in alcohol. I don’t believe in myself, I believe in makeup. I don’t believe in the future, but I believe in the end. And a fucking good morning, folks! … Continue reading
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Getting fucked up and cut!
Just checking in before the doctors are going to drug me up and cut into my flesh. Haha, flesh… I love that word. Oh, they are calling for me now. See you laters peeps!
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Anesthesia – jealous much?
So….I’m starting this year with full anesthesia and operations. Hell yeah! I just love getting a morning call by my doctor while practicing morning wood. Or, no morning wood for me today, but it could had made things a tad funnier. … Continue reading
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a ciggi-puff a day keeps the doctor across the street
People have always told me that I have beautiful eyes. It is my best feature on my depressing face. Even my past boyfriends have been fascinated by them, and I could never quite understand why. They were so eager to … Continue reading
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