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Take-away dating and a hello to my old math teacher

4xme – what’s not great about that?

I haven’t felt like blogging in a long time – not because I didn’t have a lot of shit to say and a lot of shit to give, but mostly because I had a life. It didn’t last too long.
I’ve been dating… a lot. And still I’m not good at it. It bores me. Maybe because I’m too demanding or maybe I just meet lots of boring boys. I can’t figure it out anymore, but they mostly just repulse me. I don’t think it’s their fault, but more the direction this community is turning. Nobody wants to put any effort in anything but themselves. Seriously. I’m about 2 boys from throwing up over this thing called “individuality”, always thinking of me me me me and yeah… me. And “personal development” is oh so important, and don’t misunderstand me, it is, but come on… You can’t use “personal development” for a squat. Trust me on that. If you think you will be a better person alone, you are delusional. Personal development is only a shitty concept developed by some capitalist assholes who are using this shitty, individual mindset for their own goddamn benefit. If you are so fucking holy and see yourself has a sucker for Buddha, you should just lock yourself in a rotten shed and eat fucking rice until you die.. pretty much. But if you still think you get “closer to yourself” by sticking your meat in everything that walks – be my guest and we will invite some hollowness and chlamydia to dinner: do you eat meat?
But enough of that – you can’t blame people. Today you can customize everything in your life, you can even get a burger without pickles (even though I really don’t understand people who un-choose that). So why even bother to fight for love, when you can customize that as well? Just be aware that you – in the end – just will date a robot, whom you have built. Or something. What the fuck do I know anymore…

So for something completely different. I’m going to study Medicine, and actually I got two spots. One on University of Copenhagen and one on University of Southern Denmark. What are the odds?! I feel so goddamn lucky. Finally I feel like I got the recognition I’ve been working so hard on. In secondary school my great great math teacher (feel the irony here) said that I sucked at math and would probably have a difficult time passing and getting the grade that was necessary in high school to study Medicine. And guess what stupid math teacher? I was fucking great in high school, so fucking great that two – TWO!!! – universities want me. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, mother fuckeeeeeeeeeer.

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crash course in Facebook-flirting and meat-poking.. mostly for the guys though

One of the pure joys of  studying for your exam is to use all of your precious time on all the crazy shit on the world wide web. And especially this thing called Facebook. The pure of all evil – the biggest and most powerful terrorist I’ve  ever encountered. A whole new world.
In this Facebook there are apparently hidden messages as well – a whole new language. Oh the horror of technology and the internet. When you finally have settled with the fact that it’s hard to be a human in this world, it’s even harder to be a cyberhuman on cyberspace.
I’ve recently found out of this while surfing on Facebook. Surprise, huh? Oh well, there is something called “poke” – and if you where thinking the same as me, you are almost on the right track actually. Did you know that to poke someone on Facebook is to flirt? I didn’t, but it sure explains why ugly, old bastard strangers (and of course speaking of guys here) are poking me all the fucking time. Fortunately just cyperpoking, but oh boy how they wished they could poke me in other ways as well. They just look so piggish, and in my mind I can’t understand why THOSE guys think that I EVER could be a little interested in them? I really don’t. Do they think if they poke me I would let their meat poke into me? That is just silly, guys. A little tip from me to you.

You will get a hell of a lot more by watching porn than poking random girls on the Facebook. Just saying… Use your time sensibly instead and if porn doesn’t work for you anymore, there is hookers as well….

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